Majyyck BroomHello.Majyyck Broom by Skye-Rhyder
My name is Kozmo.
I am a Siamese cat and your storyteller.
Luna awoke with the sensation of having something very cold run down her back.
Crash, bang, thud.
"MRA~OW!" (I really wish Luna had cleaned off her dresser.)
“Who's there?!” She yelped trying to sound threatening, although the slight shake in her voice made her fear obvious.
“Sorry! Opening your window was not easy.” I said brushing myself off.
“Oh, just Kozzy,” Luna mumbled sleepily.
“Luna, wake up!” I ordered, biting her toe.
“Hay! Stupid quadruped, what’s wrong with you?” She said glaring at me and massaging her toe, as she sat up.
“My name is Kozmo, not Kozzy.” I reminded her.
“Whatever–what are you doing here at four in the morning–could you lower the volume, please?!” She whispered, forgetting that no one else could hear me. (I’m telepathic.)
Time to tell you a little more about myself. I am 6 ft 0 in, and liberated! I make a point of being what people don`t expect. If it would be the logical conclusion then it`s probably wrong.|
Skye is the name of a friend of mine (I'm not Rhyder either) I am old enough to: vote, drink, drive, gamble, go to war, and marry;
I will grant one request to the first person who can guess what and where I am.
Skye I will always be your friend but I don’t know if I can support you in becoming a lesser being.
To all M-to-Fs: WELCOME!
Current Residence: The land of flowers and trees.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXL
Print preference: The biggest
Favourite genre of music: Oldies
Operating System: Looser 7
MP3 player of choice: VLC
Shell of choice: dark semisweet chocolate
Wallpaper of choice: the self-adhesive kind
Skin of choice: deer
Favourite cartoon character: Gedget from Rescue Rangers\Jubalee from X-Men
Personal Quote: "Don`t cookiecutter-pigeonhole-label ME!"