I live in South Florida.

Where can I buy Adhesive Refill for Scarecrow Fangs?

WWI was fought from 1914 to 1918.
WWII was fought from 1937 to 1941.

Can't that cow get anything right?

Had an unpleasant surprise at lunch to day, I found a used condom in my stew!

This was AFTER I’d eaten half of it (the stew).

I have decided to never do the "Family Road Trip" thing again!

I was at Roswell's 60th anniversary celebration though.

I was in a car accident Saturday night, so please forgive any incoherent responses.


What the Religious people say to me: There’s a light at the end of every tunnel.

What I say to them: Let’s hope it’s not a train.